Aloha, Award Show Watchers!
Well, guys. This has been fun. We hopefully had some laughs, some cries (no, none of those), and some proud mama moments! Thank you so so so much for everyone who tuned in to watch me talk to myself on the internet! It's been great fun! Let's do it again for the Oscars! Woot!
Aw, man. That's it. Wait, what?! It's over. Aw, no!! I was not expecting this! Hey, well they ended on time, so good for them!
This cast definitely should have won all the acting awards... Such beautiful performances!
Best award of the night!! Oh, so deserved! Steven McQueen is a beautiful director and man and visionary! 12 Years a Slave is a film for the ages!
12 Years a Slave needs to win! I will cry if it doesn't. I will cry if it does.
God, I'm sick of commercials! You English don't know how lucky you are!
Okay, okay... Definitely thought Chiwetel should have won that... But, you lose 40 pounds and you win all the awards... Just look at Anne last year... Oh, snap! Shots fired.
Ohhhh, another really tight group! I have no idea who will get it....
*Standing Ovation for Blanchett's speech*
YAY CATE BLANCHETT! She is so incredible! Remember her performance in I'm Not There... Ugh, it was so amazing!
Did you see Cate... She was totally fan girling over Leo.
Oh my god, Leo. You're moment is over. Shut up.
LEO! Wow! Look he broke the tv!
Look at Leo! He's glowing! He's so happy! This is the Leo DiCaprio's fandom's time to shine!
Truth! Acting dream team! Fantastic film, with amazing performances!Okay, American Hustle was so good!
American Hustle has to take... Oh wait, Her was so good... But, Wall Street... Oh god!
Aw, man. I'm so proud of Leo.
Aw, 12 Years a Slave is so beautiful!
Guys, what if he wins the Oscar?! Is the world going to end?!
Oh my god! Guys, Leo won! You just know everyone on Tumblr is freaking out!
OH MY GOD! LEO WON!!! TUMBLR!! LEO WON!!
JLAW! My girl! Dude, she is totally just going to say Bale because that's her movie.
Why are they soooo many commercials?! If all these stupid commercials were more like that Muppet's one, I wouldn't mind watching them.
Ms. Golden Globes is on it! She won't let anyone walk the wrong way.
"I'm going to give you Herpes"!! Oh my god!!
Alfonso! Remember back in the day when he directed Harry Potter, and it changed the way I viewed the world of cinema.
Directors! I can't this one is so hard!
I miss Afflack's beard...
A great speech, Diana Keaton! We owe a lot to Woody Allen!
Film will never the same because of Woody Allen.
Woot, woot! Woody Allen! An icon, a legend, and inspiration!
Look at Emma Stone's outfit! It's gorgeous! There are too many Emma's here tonight... I'm getting confused... Just kidding, I'm not.
Amy and Tina look so good!
My mom is jealous of Amy Poehler making out with Bono.
Zooey always looks so pretty! I love her style! Class is always the best.
I haven't seen Inside Llewyn Davis yet either! But this is definitely on the top of my list! It looks so good! Plus, Carey Mulligan is amazing!
Hey! What if at the Oscars they have Daniel and Emma present together... I would cry! That would be so beautiful! My childhood would return!
EMMA WATSON!! My forever girl crush!! I am in deep, deep love with her!! She is beautiful!!
Look at her and Chris Pine! That is A LOT of beauty up on that stage!!
This is really a great year for film and television! There have been so many amazing films and shows, and all with incredible performances. These categories have been tough...
But.. they would have been tougher with Benedict in them... Just saying, HFPA...
Michael Douglas was amazing!
Luther is absolutely amazing! Go watch it now! Well, maybe not now... Maybe after the show go watch it!
This is going to be awkward if Matt wins.... Who's going to accept the award...
This is weird.... What is happening...
Has anyone else seen that Muppet's Most Wanted commercial with the tweets! Oh my god!! I'm dying! That was hilarious!
They are really speaking for Benedict too. My heart still hurts from that terrible snub!
Nebraska is one of the films I haven't seen yet... I must admit, it's not at the top of my list...
I love Spike Jonze!
YAY! Her! Aw, man! I'm going to cry just thinking about it! Really, go see this movie if you haven't seen it yet! It is so incredible beautiful!
This is a good category too.
Look, Emma Thompson doesn't give a shit! She is everything. "The voice of God!"
I want to be her when I grow up!
I am really bad a predicting who is going to win... I don't think I have gotten one right...
WHAT!?! WHAT?! But Fassbender! But Fassbender was amazing! But FASSBENDER!
Christoph! He is so adorable!
Whoa! That movie was soooo incredible!American Hustle is definitely taking home the gold! That movie was fantastic!
Ouch!
The Clone Club is going to be so upset! Did Robin Wright play 20 different characters?! Hm, I think not!
CLONE CLUB!!!! LET'S GO TATIANA!!
That was a great skit!
Oh my god! I didn't even notice that Amy! Randy will always be my Mr. Golden Globe! Idris Elba is everything!
Awwwww!! Look at how cute that is!! Mrs. Golden Globe!
Oh my god! Did you see Emma! AH, that's my girl! Aw, she's so beautiful!
Amy had the best speech so far! Aw that was so nice! I want someone to have a feeling for me...
YAY! Amy Adams!! I adore her! American Hustle is cleaning up the acting awards!!
And her boobs look awesome!
Meryl!!! But I love Amy too! I cant!!
Joaquin Phoenix is a beautiful, moving actor! He is incredible! Guys! You don't understand, I loved Her! It was beautiful! I cried so much it wasn't even okay.
Jennifer started a nervous trend!
Jon Voight is a legend though...
Aaron Paul didn't win....
Well, good thing Benedict is in this category... Oh, wait.... :/
I hope Aaron Paul wins!
"It’s the story of how George Clooney would rather float away in space and die than spend one more minute with a woman his own age."
Guys! Do you remember Drunk Glenn Close from last year!? I must have watched this about 500 times! I piss myself every time!
Look at Meryl; she is beautiful!
Great speech Bono. My mom is proud!
Update: My mom is so excited that Bono won.
Oh god, I hope Taylor another moment like last year!
One Chance! I want to see that movie!
My mom is in love with Bono.
Hans Zimmer wrote such a beautiful score!
I am obsessed with Philomena! I love Judi Dench, I love Steve Coogan, I love this film.
Oh my god, guys! Look at how Beautiful Michelle Dockery looks!! I adore her!
YAY BITCH!
Breaking Bad best TV Drama! Although, I love Downton, Breaking Bad is... Breaking (ha, ha nice pun) all the limits! I love this show!
Oh god, this group is a tough one!
Wait, hold up! First win?! Brian Cranston hasn't won the Globes before?! What are you doing Hollywood Foreign Press?! He's freaking amazing!
Cranston! Much desereved. Much deserved!
Leo! If Leo wins anything this season, tumblr will literally lose they minds!
Let the awkwardness begin! I love when actors actually have to be themselves...
During the break, why not watch Adele win again! Because she's flawless! And this speech cracks me up every time! Skyfall is my soul song, by the way!
"We've come out for a night out." "We're pissing ourselves laughing!" Ugh, I love her!
The garbage man... Paha!
Remember last year when Adele won best song and Taylor Swift was so mad. Ha, that was brilliant! P.S. Adele is also my Queen!
Aw, look the winner is so happy.... And the losers... They're losers... Ha, ha.
They are on those beeps!
Yes, Elizabeth Moss!! Aw, I love seeing people win. They are so happy!... I want to be an actress and win lots of awards... But, hey, she looks gorgeous; her dress is beautiful!
Behind the Candelabra much deserved win... But, I do also love Top of the Lake. Definitely a must watch. And it's directed by Jane Campion who I LOVE!
Aw, mini series... It's a shame Sherlock wasn't nominated... Wait, is this a post about Sherlock or the Globes because I feel like all I've been talking about is Sherlock... Sorry, I'm not sorry.
Hey, do you guys think that Benedict is thinking, "Ha ha, I bet everyone is like having panic attacks because of Sherlock tonight."
I bet he is...
The first commercial... I still need time to collect myself...
They were on that bleeping!
I love the BBC.... But I also hate them... Like I hate it when we have to wait 500 years for Sherlock!
Aw, she looks so excited to have won! Aw.... I want win an award... :(
Jennifer wins again!! Is she going to take home another Oscar this year?! That really was a tough category! She definitely deserves it. Even though I was obsessed with Julia Roberts in August Osage County.
Let's get this party started!!!
They are taking no prisoners this year! I'm obsessed with this!
P.S. I loved Her. I cried the whole movie!
This crowd is crazy! They are loving it!
Oi! Where is Benedict!?! I need my perfect man!
God, this is really great and it's only the opening act!
...Wow Amy looks really different....
I'm cracking up already! Or maybe I've just lost my mind... Yeah, probably the second one!
P.S. sorry for the typos and like illegible writing. I'm still trying to recover from Sherlock! And I'm not proof reading.... Meryl! My Queen!
And the show is off to a great start!! Tina and Amy look hot!
The show is startingOkay! The show is about to start! BUT before that...
Did see that ending to His Last Vow!! People, I'm literally having a heart attack right now!! Please forgive me if I die! I can't even handle this!! AHHH! No spoilers here, but if you haven't watched it, screw the Globes and go watch Sherlock right freaking now because it is the most exciting thing I've ever seen! I threw my computer... It may or may not be broken...
Just breath. Just breath. You will survive!
Keep an eye out for my review of episode two and three this week!!!
Well, guys. This has been fun. We hopefully had some laughs, some cries (no, none of those), and some proud mama moments! Thank you so so so much for everyone who tuned in to watch me talk to myself on the internet! It's been great fun! Let's do it again for the Oscars! Woot!
Aw, man. That's it. Wait, what?! It's over. Aw, no!! I was not expecting this! Hey, well they ended on time, so good for them!
This cast definitely should have won all the acting awards... Such beautiful performances!
Best award of the night!! Oh, so deserved! Steven McQueen is a beautiful director and man and visionary! 12 Years a Slave is a film for the ages!
12 Years a Slave needs to win! I will cry if it doesn't. I will cry if it does.
God, I'm sick of commercials! You English don't know how lucky you are!
Okay, okay... Definitely thought Chiwetel should have won that... But, you lose 40 pounds and you win all the awards... Just look at Anne last year... Oh, snap! Shots fired.
Ohhhh, another really tight group! I have no idea who will get it....
*Standing Ovation for Blanchett's speech*
YAY CATE BLANCHETT! She is so incredible! Remember her performance in I'm Not There... Ugh, it was so amazing!
Did you see Cate... She was totally fan girling over Leo.
Oh my god, Leo. You're moment is over. Shut up.
LEO! Wow! Look he broke the tv!
Look at Leo! He's glowing! He's so happy! This is the Leo DiCaprio's fandom's time to shine!
Truth! Acting dream team! Fantastic film, with amazing performances!Okay, American Hustle was so good!
American Hustle has to take... Oh wait, Her was so good... But, Wall Street... Oh god!
Aw, man. I'm so proud of Leo.
Aw, 12 Years a Slave is so beautiful!
Guys, what if he wins the Oscar?! Is the world going to end?!
Oh my god! Guys, Leo won! You just know everyone on Tumblr is freaking out!
OH MY GOD! LEO WON!!! TUMBLR!! LEO WON!!
JLAW! My girl! Dude, she is totally just going to say Bale because that's her movie.
Why are they soooo many commercials?! If all these stupid commercials were more like that Muppet's one, I wouldn't mind watching them.
Ms. Golden Globes is on it! She won't let anyone walk the wrong way.
"I'm going to give you Herpes"!! Oh my god!!
Alfonso! Remember back in the day when he directed Harry Potter, and it changed the way I viewed the world of cinema.
Directors! I can't this one is so hard!
I miss Afflack's beard...
A great speech, Diana Keaton! We owe a lot to Woody Allen!
Film will never the same because of Woody Allen.
Woot, woot! Woody Allen! An icon, a legend, and inspiration!
Look at Emma Stone's outfit! It's gorgeous! There are too many Emma's here tonight... I'm getting confused... Just kidding, I'm not.
Amy and Tina look so good!
My mom is jealous of Amy Poehler making out with Bono.
Zooey always looks so pretty! I love her style! Class is always the best.
I haven't seen Inside Llewyn Davis yet either! But this is definitely on the top of my list! It looks so good! Plus, Carey Mulligan is amazing!
Hey! What if at the Oscars they have Daniel and Emma present together... I would cry! That would be so beautiful! My childhood would return!
EMMA WATSON!! My forever girl crush!! I am in deep, deep love with her!! She is beautiful!!
Look at her and Chris Pine! That is A LOT of beauty up on that stage!!
This is really a great year for film and television! There have been so many amazing films and shows, and all with incredible performances. These categories have been tough...
But.. they would have been tougher with Benedict in them... Just saying, HFPA...
Michael Douglas was amazing!
Luther is absolutely amazing! Go watch it now! Well, maybe not now... Maybe after the show go watch it!
This is going to be awkward if Matt wins.... Who's going to accept the award...
This is weird.... What is happening...
Has anyone else seen that Muppet's Most Wanted commercial with the tweets! Oh my god!! I'm dying! That was hilarious!
They are really speaking for Benedict too. My heart still hurts from that terrible snub!
Nebraska is one of the films I haven't seen yet... I must admit, it's not at the top of my list...
I love Spike Jonze!
YAY! Her! Aw, man! I'm going to cry just thinking about it! Really, go see this movie if you haven't seen it yet! It is so incredible beautiful!
This is a good category too.
Look, Emma Thompson doesn't give a shit! She is everything. "The voice of God!"
I want to be her when I grow up!
I am really bad a predicting who is going to win... I don't think I have gotten one right...
WHAT!?! WHAT?! But Fassbender! But Fassbender was amazing! But FASSBENDER!
Christoph! He is so adorable!
Whoa! That movie was soooo incredible!American Hustle is definitely taking home the gold! That movie was fantastic!
Ouch!
The Clone Club is going to be so upset! Did Robin Wright play 20 different characters?! Hm, I think not!
CLONE CLUB!!!! LET'S GO TATIANA!!
That was a great skit!
Oh my god! I didn't even notice that Amy! Randy will always be my Mr. Golden Globe! Idris Elba is everything!
Awwwww!! Look at how cute that is!! Mrs. Golden Globe!
Oh my god! Did you see Emma! AH, that's my girl! Aw, she's so beautiful!
Amy had the best speech so far! Aw that was so nice! I want someone to have a feeling for me...
YAY! Amy Adams!! I adore her! American Hustle is cleaning up the acting awards!!
And her boobs look awesome!
Meryl!!! But I love Amy too! I cant!!
Joaquin Phoenix is a beautiful, moving actor! He is incredible! Guys! You don't understand, I loved Her! It was beautiful! I cried so much it wasn't even okay.
Jennifer started a nervous trend!
Jon Voight is a legend though...
Aaron Paul didn't win....
Well, good thing Benedict is in this category... Oh, wait.... :/
I hope Aaron Paul wins!
"It’s the story of how George Clooney would rather float away in space and die than spend one more minute with a woman his own age."
Guys! Do you remember Drunk Glenn Close from last year!? I must have watched this about 500 times! I piss myself every time!
This is such a wonderful moment! Look at her husband! He's like what the hell!
Look at Meryl; she is beautiful!
Great speech Bono. My mom is proud!
Update: My mom is so excited that Bono won.
Oh god, I hope Taylor another moment like last year!
One Chance! I want to see that movie!
My mom is in love with Bono.
Hans Zimmer wrote such a beautiful score!
I am obsessed with Philomena! I love Judi Dench, I love Steve Coogan, I love this film.
Oh my god, guys! Look at how Beautiful Michelle Dockery looks!! I adore her!
YAY BITCH!
Breaking Bad best TV Drama! Although, I love Downton, Breaking Bad is... Breaking (ha, ha nice pun) all the limits! I love this show!
Oh god, this group is a tough one!
Wait, hold up! First win?! Brian Cranston hasn't won the Globes before?! What are you doing Hollywood Foreign Press?! He's freaking amazing!
Cranston! Much desereved. Much deserved!
Leo! If Leo wins anything this season, tumblr will literally lose they minds!
Let the awkwardness begin! I love when actors actually have to be themselves...
During the break, why not watch Adele win again! Because she's flawless! And this speech cracks me up every time! Skyfall is my soul song, by the way!
"We've come out for a night out." "We're pissing ourselves laughing!" Ugh, I love her!
The garbage man... Paha!
Remember last year when Adele won best song and Taylor Swift was so mad. Ha, that was brilliant! P.S. Adele is also my Queen!
Aw, look the winner is so happy.... And the losers... They're losers... Ha, ha.
They are on those beeps!
Yes, Elizabeth Moss!! Aw, I love seeing people win. They are so happy!... I want to be an actress and win lots of awards... But, hey, she looks gorgeous; her dress is beautiful!
Behind the Candelabra much deserved win... But, I do also love Top of the Lake. Definitely a must watch. And it's directed by Jane Campion who I LOVE!
Aw, mini series... It's a shame Sherlock wasn't nominated... Wait, is this a post about Sherlock or the Globes because I feel like all I've been talking about is Sherlock... Sorry, I'm not sorry.
Hey, do you guys think that Benedict is thinking, "Ha ha, I bet everyone is like having panic attacks because of Sherlock tonight."
I bet he is...
The first commercial... I still need time to collect myself...
They were on that bleeping!
I love the BBC.... But I also hate them... Like I hate it when we have to wait 500 years for Sherlock!
Aw, she looks so excited to have won! Aw.... I want win an award... :(
Jennifer wins again!! Is she going to take home another Oscar this year?! That really was a tough category! She definitely deserves it. Even though I was obsessed with Julia Roberts in August Osage County.
Let's get this party started!!!
They are taking no prisoners this year! I'm obsessed with this!
P.S. I loved Her. I cried the whole movie!
This crowd is crazy! They are loving it!
Oi! Where is Benedict!?! I need my perfect man!
God, this is really great and it's only the opening act!
...Wow Amy looks really different....
I'm cracking up already! Or maybe I've just lost my mind... Yeah, probably the second one!
P.S. sorry for the typos and like illegible writing. I'm still trying to recover from Sherlock! And I'm not proof reading.... Meryl! My Queen!
And the show is off to a great start!! Tina and Amy look hot!
The show is startingOkay! The show is about to start! BUT before that...
Did see that ending to His Last Vow!! People, I'm literally having a heart attack right now!! Please forgive me if I die! I can't even handle this!! AHHH! No spoilers here, but if you haven't watched it, screw the Globes and go watch Sherlock right freaking now because it is the most exciting thing I've ever seen! I threw my computer... It may or may not be broken...
Just breath. Just breath. You will survive!
Keep an eye out for my review of episode two and three this week!!!
Tonight kicks off the start of award season with the Golden Globes! Yay! The Globes is my favorite award show, primarily because it's much more relaxed than the Oscars, there's more categories so more winners, and by the end of the show everyone is pissed drunk. What a great time to be alive: watching rich people get drunk and win awards live on television.
Anyways, as promised I am going to be live blogging the award show tonight, and I am so excited! Tina Fey and Amy Poehler are hosting again this year, and it is bound to be hilarious! Last year was absolutely incredible with them! I have seen the majority of films nominated this year (which is amazing because I live in a town where only two movies play at our theater, and it's not the award winning ones). So this will be the first time I've been pretty well versed in the films nominated. I feel we have a very diverse field of nominees this year, so it will be exciting to see who takes home the globe.
If I haven't scared you off yet, make sure to check back here at 8.00 PM EST when the Golden Globes begin! We can see who will win, what knee slapping jokes Tina and Amy come up with, and watch Meryl Streep win her 500 millionth award (because she was absolutely INCREDIBLE in August: Osage County!). And we can all cry over Benedict not getting nominated together! It should be fun!
Okay, that's all for now! Remember 8.00 PM EST! I will have literally just finished watching His Last Vow as well, so I may be a little illiterate... I may be crying, I don't know. We will just have to see!
BYE!
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